punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

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digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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ostracizedpoodle:

at your next eye exam tell your doctor “all i see is signs all i see is dollar signs”

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)
niknak79:

He gets into his shows

wweesnaww:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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zooeydeschannoying:

kylie jenner turns to vine for screen time because she gets none on keeping up with the kardashians

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aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

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